Globe and Mail: Funny, But Not On Purpose

I'm working on my fourth year culminating project - it's beyond frustrating, as I've had to start, restart, restructure, and re-find this whole project multiple times. Anyway, the upside of the project is finding hilarious things our Canadian newspapers used to post.

Check some out:

A consistent section of the newspaper, in the way that we now have "Sports" or "Travel" 

But if it was four years...

What do you do for a living?

Moral of the story: Get a dog, they'll protect you from bare-footed window peepers.

That lady's gotta poop.

Obviously this was before employment practices became standardized.

Must be attractive, single, weight in proportion to height, and, uh.. no glasses.